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Post by admiralnorry on Apr 11, 2008 23:29:59 GMT -5
AdmiralNorry....I must advise caution Sir, for surely as an officer of the Royal Navy, and a gentleman, you would not wantonly risk your reputation, to be seen to fratinize with the likes of us....not to mention the mortal danger you could find your soul in after partaking of the fruits of your landlady's bookshelf as you waited long for our cellphone numbers and addresses!....The macabre stories of H.P. Lovecraft should be avoided at all costs....I beseech you Sir!!!  Woe to me that I did not heed your advice, and alas it is far too late! The horror...The horror!!  Thankfully, my landlady had the proper cure to such a shocking blasphemy against my very soul! I assure you, I have taken the proper dosage, though she may argue that I have overindulged in its medicinal quality:  |
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Post by kinglizzie4evah on Apr 11, 2008 23:49:46 GMT -5
In regards to cell phones, does anyone have Elizabeth Turner's new number? She seems to have changed it and isn't returning my calls. The several emails I am sending her every day are also bouncing back--I am concerned she may have problems with her ISP. The mail I have been sending to Shipwreck's Cove has been coming back with the words 'return to sender' written on it, and I can only interpret this to mean she is having trouble with her mail carrier. James, as my solicitor has repeatedly told you, and as per the terms of the restraining order, you are not permitted to come within a fifty foot radius of my prescence! Yes, I received all four hundred and ninety-seven of your emails, which have unfortunately 'broken' my webmail addy due to their massive bulk. Must you continue to be boorish even in the typed word? Poor Barbossa's emails kept bouncing back to him when he tried to contact me and he feared there was an insurgence against my reign. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it was announcing to his massive fleet of worshipful crew members that I was still very much King, that this was just a technical mishap, and thus his hope of quickly taking over in my 'stead was quashed? I'm also annoyed that you managed to get my home phone number and have now busted my digital answering machine with your two hundred and forty-seven messages. When I find out which one of you wenches gave it to him there'll be hell to pay!  |
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Post by admiralnorry on Apr 11, 2008 23:59:25 GMT -5
[ James, as my solicitor has repeatedly told you, and as per the terms of the restraining order, you are not permitted to come within a fifty foot radius of my prescence! Yes, I received all four hundred and ninety-seven of your emails, which have unfortunately 'broken' my webmail addy due to their massive bulk. Must you continue to be boorish even in the typed word? Poor Barbossa's emails kept bouncing back to him when he tried to contact me and he feared there was an insurgence against my reign. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it was announcing to his massive fleet of worshipful crew members that I was still very much King, that this was just a technical mishap, and thus his hope of quickly taking over in my 'stead was quashed? I'm also annoyed that you managed to get my home phone number and have now busted my digital answering machine with your two hundred and forty-seven messages. When I find out which one of you wenches gave it to him there'll be hell to pay! Elizabeth! How wonderful to hear from you! It's been so long...A whole forty-eight hours! How is Will? Still dead? Still gone for the next ten years? I can't imagine the burden this must place upon you, as I've expressed before I would be more than willing to ease the solitude of your position and approach your shores with all the intent of a gentleman, and close friend. A friend you can confide in, share drinks with...One with benefits  ... Oh, and dearest Elizabeth, please do not judge the lovely ladies of this establishment too harshly. They outright refused to give me any information, and as such I was forced to turn to Christopher Walkin's Psychic Friends. They were very forthcoming, and Mr. Walkin himself informed me you were in grave danger!  |
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Post by lordfinally on Apr 12, 2008 0:58:00 GMT -5
Elizabeth! How wonderful to hear from you! It's been so long...A whole forty-eight hours! How is Will? Still dead? Still gone for the next ten years? I can't imagine the burden this must place upon you, as I've expressed before I would be more than willing to ease the solitude of your position and approach your shores with all the intent of a gentleman, and close friend. A friend you can confide in, share drinks with...One with benefits ... Oh, and dearest Elizabeth, please do not judge the lovely ladies of this establishment too harshly. They outright refused to give me any information, and as such I was forced to turn to Christopher Walkin's Psychic Friends. They were very forthcoming, and Mr. Walkin himself informed me you were in grave danger! One word Admiral...CLUELESS. |
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Post by sobriquet on Sept 27, 2009 19:43:31 GMT -5
This thread was sooooo hilarious! I laughed my ass off! (Indeed, it is a big sword).
What was it, "Pirates of the Caribbean: Lost in Suburbia?" I missed that one in the cinema. Is it on DVD yet? ;oP
Bravo everyone! VERY funny! Very, very funny!
P.S. I would jump Jack Davenport in a heartbeat. No second thoughts about it, no strings attached, and no holds barred. Phew!
Sorry if I've committed some sort of Hollanderian sacrilege by expressing infatuation for someone other than Tom. Won't happen again. I'll save it for Confession in the "Tom's Other Co-Stars" post. (teehee!)
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Post by lordfinally on Sept 27, 2009 23:06:19 GMT -5
This thread was sooooo hilarious! I laughed my ass off! ( Indeed, it is a big sword).What was it, "Pirates of the Caribbean: Lost in Suburbia?" I missed that one in the cinema. Is it on DVD yet? ;oP Bravo everyone! VERY funny! Very, very funny! -S. P.S. I would jump Jack Davenport in a heartbeat. No second thoughts about it, no strings attached, and no holds barred. Phew!Sorry if I've committed some sort of Hollanderian sacrilege by expressing infatuation for someone other than Tom. Won't happen again. I'll save it for Confession in the "Tom's Other Cast Members" post. (teehee!) Well. Finally. Someone noticing us here. I was beginning to wonder. You know it is not a crime to be our size. Actually I have been so busy with Snow and Cindy that I barely noticed. I must say it is good to see some new faces round here. Not that there is anything wrong with the old ones. Dear me...look at the time! Apparently my tea is being served. Carry on with that Norrington character if you must. |
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Post by suzie375 on Sept 28, 2009 4:46:49 GMT -5
Bonkers the lot of you!! but very very funny, love reading it.
thanks
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Post by Lady Beckett on Sept 28, 2009 18:27:26 GMT -5
Oh! Lordfinally I was miss you.
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Hello! Better late than never. Thanks for the shout out! 
How are you doing? Still rockin' around the crazy world?